May I make a request real quick, before I begin..

Could everyone where’s jean shorts please refrain from reading the remainder of this post? Thanks.

Ok so now that those douche bags have left… Why? Why why why would anyone where thee? There’s so much more benefit to wearing other types of shorts! I mean.. if you wear cargo shorts, you have the pocket space, and if you wear any other type of lower-halves, you don’t like a giant ass-bag.

When I think of “jean shorts”, I see Kevin Federdouche or some other similar white guy rocking a look that we knew looked stupid back in the 90’s. You know it’s sad when me, a white guy, who doesn’t know shit about shit, is criticizing another white guy’s fashion sense. I mean come on dude.

In the past, I wrote a post here about when to wear and when not to wear sweatpants. I would do that today with jean shorts, BUT THERE IS NO ACCEPTABLE TIME TO WEAR THEM.